85 Friday Jokes That’ll Keep You Laughing Through the Weekend

Oh, Friday, youre finally hereand its about dang time. But somehow, we still have to make it through the rest of the workday before its freedom oclock. Enter: Friday jokes, aka some of the best jokes around! The ideal comedic amuse-bouche to kick off your weekend festivities, theyll turn even the most crushed office spirit into a giddy, punch-drunk amateur comedian.

And we have a slew of them for your entertainment, whether you want to giggle to yourself like a lunatic in the office or share them with your colleagues and friends. From punny one-liners to wickedly funny jokes about work, school and your social life, these Friday jokes will give you a little taste of whats to come before Monday smacks you in the face. So grab a cold beverage (you deserve it!), and get ready to TGILaugh your face off with these 85 jokes about our favorite day of the week.

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The funniest Friday jokes

• What’s Friday’s favorite breakfast?
  Friday-ggs and ham.

• What’s Friday’s favorite movie?
  Friday-zed and Confused. (Bet you thought we were gonna say Friday!)

• Why don’t people like jokes about Friday?
  Because their sense of humor is week.

• What do Fridays and unicorns have in common?
  They both bring magic into our lives.

• What’s a flounder’s least favorite day of the week?
  Fry-day!

• What will ruin your Friday?
  Finding out it’s only Tuesday.

• Where does Friday come before Thursday?
  In the dictionary.

• Why do baby birds wait until the end of the week to leave the nest?
  It’s Fly-day!

• What does Friday say after a busy week?
  T.G.I.Me!

• When does Jason Voorhees wear a T-shirt and shorts with his hockey mask?
  On Casual Friday the 13th.

• What should you avoid on Friday the 13th?
  Superstitions.

• Why was the fruit upset on Friday night?
  It had a bad date.

• What’s the best music to play on Friday nights?
  The Weeknd.

• What is the only thing better than a Friday night?
  A Monday holiday.

• When does Monday feel better than Friday?
  Never.

• What did Friday say to Saturday and Sunday when they were about to give up?
  “Weekend do it!”

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Dad jokes for a Friday

• Why didn’t the pancake chef realize it was Friday?
  It crpe’d up on him.

• Why did the French lady go to the fast-food restaurant at the end of the week?
  It was French Fry-Day.

• What was an alternate title for Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?
  Cameron’s Big Frye-Day.

• What day comes after Black Friday?
  Empty Bank Account Saturday.

• Why did Han decide to shop on Black Friday?
  Because the prices were solo!

• What type of pasta is best for Friday the 13th?
  Fettuccine Afraid-o.

• What movie did John Travolta turn down the lead in?
  Friday Afternoon Sniffles.

• What kind of dessert goes best with the theme of Friday the 13th?
  I scream.

• What song should you sing on Friday the 13th?
  “Voorhees a Jolly Good Fellow.”

• What did the priest say to the parishioner who asked him for the best Friday jokes?
  “Sorry, I only know Good Friday jokes.”

• What’s the term for discussing intellectual ideas at a fast-food joint before the weekend?
  A deep Fry-day.

• What did Nala tell Simba after they nearly got trampled on Black Friday?
  “You gotta Mufasa!”

• What is Jason Voorhees’s favorite restaurant?
  TGIF-13. (Thank God It’s Friday the 13th.)

• What do Fridays eat for Lent?
  Fishduh!

• What is faster than the Flash?
  Friday nights.

• What do cows do on a Friday night?
  Go to the moooo-vies.

• What is Friday’s favorite day?
  Friday, of course!

• What do cavemen like to do on Friday nights?
  Go clubbing.

• What’s the hardest day after a weekend?
  The first five.

Dads aren’t the only ones with jokes! These mom jokes will make you LOL too.

Friday jokes for work

• What did the man say to his co-worker when the busy week was about to end?
  “Fri-nally!”

• Why is Friday your laptop’s favorite day?
  It finally gets to sleep.

• Why do pencils take off early on Fridays?
  They can’t deal with any more pointless meetings.

• Why did the computer go to work on Friday?
  It needed to grab a byte before the weekend.

• When does a Friday feel like a Sunday?
  When you work weekends.

• What do biologists wear to work on Casual Fridays?
  Genes.

• What did the apple ask the banana at the end of the workweek?
  Orange you glad it’s Friday?

• Why wasn’t Friday serious about anything?
  It was a casual Friday.

• Why was the boat-shop owner happy on Black Friday?
  It was the most successful sail of that year.

• What goes by slower than a boring movie?
  Friday afternoon at work.

Planning to tee off on the course this weekend? These golf jokes will have you laughing even before you get to the links!

Friday jokes for school

• Why was the math book sad on Friday?
  Because it knew it would still have problems on the weekend.

• Why is it so hard to get an appointment at the library on Friday?
  It’s always booked up.

• Why did the girl go to the amusement park every Friday?
  To celebrate the weeeee-kend!

• What did the teacher give her students on Black Friday?
  50% off their late assignments.

• How can a man leave home on Friday, stay away for four nights and then return on Friday?
  Friday is the name of his horse.

• What does it mean when you arrive late to school for the fifth time that week?
  That it’s Friday!

• Where can you have a Friday every day?
  In Grease.

• Why do fish get lonely on weekends?
  There’s no school.

• Why did the iron sneak out early on Friday?
  It ran out of steam.

• What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday?
  A cry-day night.

• What does a kid look forward to on Friday nights?
  The next Friday night.

• What’s the difference between a Friday and a Monday?
  Approximately 72 hours.

If you want to keep the pint-sized set entertained all weekend, check out our favorite jokes for kids.

Weekend jokes to tell on Friday

• Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?
  Because Monday through Friday are weekdays.

• Why did Friday buy a box of tissues?
  Because the next day was a Sadderday.

• What do condiments do on the weekend?
  Ketchup on their sleep.

• Why did the geologists decide to go shopping on Friday?
  For the amazing weekend shales!

• What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?
  The following Monday, the 16th.

• What did the burrito say to the quesadilla on Sunday night?
  “That’s a wrap!”

• Why do so many people get sick during the workweek?
  They have weekend immune systems.

• What do you get when you cross a bunch of monsters with a Friday?
  Freaky Friday.

• What is the greatest gift Friday can give?
  Weekend vibes.

• What’s a weekend’s favorite word?
  Long.

• Did you hear the story about Saturday and Sunday?
  It started off great but had a weekend.

• What did the lazy employee do the day after Friday?
  Sat.

We’re not going to lie: Sometimes the only thing that keeps us awake on Friday are these hilarious coffee puns.

Funny Friday one-liners

• Friday is the greatest F-word ever.

• Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to save the week.

• If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I don’t comprehend how Casual Friday works.

• On Fridays, I’m always a heroI rescue wine from a bottle!

• May your weekends be long and your Fridays at work be short!

• It’s Fridaytime to party! Just kidding, I’ll be at home in bed and asleep by 9.

• Is it just me, or does coffee taste better on Friday mornings?

• The only word in the English language that rhymes with Friday is wine.

• Friday, I’m so glad we’re back togetherI’m sorry you had to see me with Monday through Thursday, but I was thinking of you the entire time!

• Are you Friday? Because I’ve been dreaming about you all week!

Going out with friends this weekend? Try these adorably cheesy pickup lines guaranteed to get a laugh … and maybe a phone number!

Friday knock-knock jokes

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Weekend.
  Weekend who?
  Weekend totally sleep in tomorrow!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Orange.
  Orange who?
  Orange you glad it’s finally Friday?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Gladys.
  Gladys who?
  Gladys almost the weekend!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  A herd.
  A herd who?
  A herd it’s Friday, so let’s party!

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Noah.
  Noah who?
  Noah good movie we can watch on Friday night?

• Knock, knock.
  Who’s there?
  Moustache.
  Moustache who?
  I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for Monday!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oh, just a whole bunch of bad jokes you won’t be able to stop laughing at. Enjoy!

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Readers Digesthas been telling jokes for more than 100 years, curated and reviewed over the last 20 years by Senior Features Editor Andy Simmons, a humor editor formerly ofNational Lampoonand the author ofNow Thats Funny.Weve earned prestigious ASME awards for our humorincluding comical quips, pranks, puns, cartoons, one-liners, knock-knock jokes, riddles, memes, tweets and stories in laugh-out-loud magazine columns such as Life in These United States, All in a Days Work, Laughter, the Best Medicine and Humor in Uniform, as well as online collections such asshort jokes,dad jokesandbad jokesso bad, theyre great. You can find a century of humor in our 2022 compendium,Readers Digest: Laughter, the Best Medicine. For this story on the funniest Friday jokes, Laura Beck tapped her 15-plus years of experience as a professional humor writer for TV shows and magazines. Read more about our team, our contributors and oureditorial policies.

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