23 Funny Poems That Will Perk Up Your Day
1. “The Purple Cow” by Gelett Burgess I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I’d rather see than be one. Short and sweet. If you’re looking for something more sentimental for, say, your mom, browse through these sweet Mother’s Day poems . 2. “Strong Beer” by Robert Graves “What do you think The bravest drink Under the sky?” “Strong beer,” said I. “There’s a place for everything, Everything, anything, There’s a place for everything Where it ought to be: For a chicken, the hen’s wing; For poison, the bee’s sting; For almond-blossom, Spring; A beerhouse for me.” “There’s a prize for everyone, Everyone, anyone, There’s a prize for everyone, Whoever he may be: Crags for the mountaineer, Flags for the Fusilier, For English poets, beer! Strong beer for me!” You knew one of these funny poems had to be about drinking. Read the entire poem here . 3. “The Attraction of Levitation” by H.G. Paine “Oh dear!” said little Johnny ...