103 Spring Puns That Will Make You Chirp with Laughter

Best spring puns

• I don’t want to miss a spring.

• I love that spring you do!

• Spring it on!

• There’s no such thing as too much of a good spring.

• Do the right spring.

• Crazy little spring called love.

• You can spring my bell.

• Springing down the house.

• Fellowship of the spring.

• Time for spring greening!

• Spring for the fences.

• With this spring, I thee wed.

Funny spring puns

• Kicking grass and taking names.

• OK, Bloomer.

• Last bud not least …

• Mama said equinox you out.

• Clean your bloom!

• What a re-leaf!

• Heavy petal music.

• More flower to you!

• Don’t stop bee-lieving!

• Bloom goes the dynamite.

• Daisy’d and confused.

• Get clover it.

• A budding rose-mance.

• Seed something, say something.

• Simply the nest!

• Bird up.

• A bud omen.

• I’m over the bloom for you.

• I love you to the bloom and back.

• Fo’ shizzle my drizzle.

March puns

• I’ve got my Marching orders.

• I went to the school of hard equinox.

• Let’s shamrock and roll!

• Ides and seek.

• March nemesis.

• Don’t get March Madness—get even.

• When opportunity equinox, don’t ignore it!

• I’ve got my Ides on you.

April puns

• Going Ape-ril.

• You clearly have a tax to grind.

• Help me, April! I’m under a-tax!

• Plant-it of the Aprils.

• Rain of terror.

• Where there’s an April, there’s a May.

• Easter? I don’t even know her!

• Have an eggs-cellent Easter!

May puns

• A-MAY-zing!

• You can go your own May.

• One May or a Mother …

• I feel pretty and witty and May!

• Interested in a roll in the May?

• Hold the (Cinco de) Mayo.

• Commit it Memorial.

• Twinkle, twinkle little Star Wars Day.

• May the 4th be with you … but watch out for the revenge of the sixth!

Gardening puns

• I beg your garden?

• The changing of the garden.

• Keep calm and carrot on.

• Lettuce celery-brate!

• It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot zucchini.

• Eenie meenie minie tomato.

• Pepper? I don’t even know her!

• It ain’t over till it’s clover.

• Turnip the beet!

• Dirt’s so good.

• You’re one in a melon.

• Good things come to rose who wait.

• A peony for your thoughts.

• I’m kind of a big dill.

• Take your thyme.

• Chard to handle.

• Totally rad-ish, dude!

Punny one-liners about spring

• If you liked it, then you shoulda put a spring on it.

• Seriously, I have allergies—I’m not pollen your leg.

• Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the daylight saving time.

• A warning about April’s precipitation: Absolute showers corrupt absolutely.

• Don’t hesitate to tell someone winter’s over—just spring it on them.

• Where’s there’s a daffodil, there’s a way!

• Bees always know how to hive a good time in the spring.

• Always ask before taking a rabbit’s photo—you never know if they’re having a bad hare day.

• When rain falls, the Earth soils itself with excitement.

• Look out for raining primates during Ape-ril showers.

Punny spring jokes

• What did Elsa say to her garden?
  “Let it grow!”

• What happens when gardeners get too excited?
  They wet their plants.

• Can February March?
  No, but April May.

• What do you yell for a spring emergency?
  “May Day!”

• Why do florists love springtime?
  Their business is blooming!

• Who’s April’s favorite rock star?
  Bruce Spring-steen.

• Should you plant flowers in any month other than April?
  May as well!

• How do months stay clean?
  April showers.

• Which superhero loves spring?
  Robin.

• What do you call a month who never gives you the weather you want?
  Your March nemesis.

• Each spring, does milk walk?
  No, but butterflies.

• What’s the worst vegetable in a tense situation?
  Artichokes.

• How do you plant a kiss in spring?
  With two lips.

• Why was the bee mad?
  Someone stole her honey.

• What do bakers grow in their gardens?
  Flour.

• Why is the Grinch a good gardener?
  Because he has a green thumb.

• What would the Easter Bunny‘s name be as a Transformer?
  Hoptimus Prime.

• What do sheep do on a warm spring day?
  Have a baa-baa-cue.

• What’s the worst holiday for an egg?
  Spring break.

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